Most firms don’t have an AI problem. They have an expensive-busywork problem. We find it, automate it, and hand you the keys — in weeks, not quarters.
Every week, your best people spend hours doing things a machine should. That’s not a tooling gap — it’s margin walking out the door. We close it.
Representative ranges from comparable engagements — not a guarantee. Your numbers come out of the diagnostic below.
Voice agents, back-office bots, and workflow automation that quietly remove repetitive work — reception, intake, follow-ups, reporting, reconciliation.
Turn scattered spreadsheets, inboxes and systems into one source of truth — and the dashboards and models that make decisions obvious.
A forensic pass over where money leaks — labour hours, tooling sprawl, manual handoffs — then a sequenced plan to automate the costly bits first.
We re-wire how the team works around the automation — roles, handoffs, and rituals — so the gains stick after we leave.
Two-week forensic on where hours and dollars actually go. You get the map whether or not we go further.
A prioritised roadmap — highest ROI, lowest risk first. No 18-month transformation decks.
We build and integrate the first automation live against real workflows, not slideware.
We train your people, document everything, and leave you self-sufficient — then the gains compound.
A live AI receptionist and personal assistant who answers every call, books meetings, qualifies leads, and never has an off day. Each agent is bespoke — built on our integration stack, trained on your business, voiced and named for your brand, and deployed in days.
Hera is a custom agent built by Black Garter. Tap “Call Hera” — the live demo opens bottom-right (microphone access required; works on the live site).
Intake, document chasing and reporting automated; the team moved onto client work instead of admin.
A single custom voice agent handling bookings and FAQs across locations, after hours included.
Manual spreadsheets replaced with a live model — deal scenarios in minutes, not days.
Anonymised, representative composites of the kind of work we do — illustrative, not audited client results.
When Jesse bought the building, he moved into the attic — and met the resident ghost. They hit it off fast and nearly married, as these things go. One stubborn night they argued; the ghost moved out. It was sad. Jesse stayed.
Jesse became the ghost. He’s part of the furniture now. We gave him a wall of secondhand PCs, and from the attic he haunts the world through agentic AI — on witching hours he wanders the halls taking meetings with other buildings’ ghosts. He moonlights in disruptive consulting, theoretical mathematics, psychiatric finance and public wealth management.
If he’s busy, Hera picks up. Hera is our microwave AI. She is exceptionally precise at counting backwards.
Book a diagnostic. You’ll leave with a map of where your hours and dollars go — and the three automations that pay for themselves first. Whether or not we build them is up to you.